All this week, I've sat back and watched almost every student in all my classes get some kind of sickness. There are two things going around: the flu and bronchitis. A TON of people are getting both at the same time, which makes for a terrible week for them... I decided that since they are often going to a person at the exact time, that saying "They caught the flu AND bronchitis," was just WAY too long... that "AND" added a whole quarter of a second every time I said it, so I decided to come up with my own "Bob-nosis" ;) I call it: "FLUCHITIS!!" (pronounced: FLooKItis)
Symptoms: the same as the Flu and Bronchitis... at the same time.... easy to remember, right? ;)
So, I started using it yesterday and I had to explain it to everyone, just as I am to you right now. I think it's kind of catching on.... well, I'm not sure.... but that's okay....
So, anyways... I am determined that I am NOT get one of the three: the flu, bronchitis, or fluchitis. I didn't get the flu shot, which I really didn't think I needed until now... and I am regretting not getting the shot.... There have been several people around the school with fluchitis that completely look like they're about to die... Not joking.... I don't get why they don't go home...
All three of my friends have now had the flu and I'm a little concerned I'm next..... uh oh....
A person I worked in health class with wasn't there today... and that's not good because she never is gone unless it's bad...
In fact, (as ironic as it is,) about 10 people out of 25 people in health class were actually in class today. Some were gone at sports, but that was only about 5 of the 15 that were gone. THEY GOT THE FLUCHITIS!!!
I'm hoping if I say it enough, it'll catch on in the medical field, since there's bound to be at least one doctor or nurse out there.... maybe you could pass it on.... *hint, hint* ;)
So, all I'm asking is that you'll cross your fingers with me that I don't wake up tomorrow with one of those terrible flu, especially bronchitis, because I have asthma and that could mean a trip to the ER if we're not careful! =(
I think, if I do catch anything it'll be the flu by tomorrow or Sunday because my stomach has been upset all day... ugggg.... =(
Imagine my sister's surprise if I wake up on her birthday tomorrow and am sick... that'll ruin it for her...
~BOB~
2 comments:
Get well soon Bobguyman46
Happy thoughts going your way!!!
I will watch to see if you have done cake days if not I will.
That's great. I love it. I will pass it along and give you all the credit. Take some http://www.emergenc.com/ . I'm not kidding, it will help. If I had some, I'd send them to you. But, every time I get them, I use them.
I hope you do not get the Fluchitis, I am having the worst asthma case in all my years (and that's a lot) and it's not fun. I can't walk to the kitchen without having to take a break.
Take care, Blooming Flowers (your newest subscriber)
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